The Lion's Mouth

IDK if you guys will find this humorous, but well, OK you judge (you are the readers).

So, it’s my final session, 12^th standard. We 12 grade students never get any free period; I literally mean it “never”. Our session started from the very next day of our final 11^th class exams. So yes, we never got any free period.

After studying for a month continuously, without any free or any curricular activity class (like not even Games), we at last got one period of Games. Both Science and Commerce stream were out together in the field enjoying their freedom, it was like “Heaven in Hell”.

We first decided to play dodge ball, after playing two rounds of it, we decided to play a pure Indian game “Kabaddi”. For those who don’t know, Google it. Like I am not sitting here to tell you how to play Kabaddi, I am not even that great.

For the very first time, we decided to play Kabaddi. Is something going to happen? Of course, well I am not going to waste my time by writing ‘what we played’ in the whole period. Obviously something happened that is why I am mentioning it in my blog! Like use your brain!

So we decided to make two teams, one of Science students and one of Commerce. Commerce won the toss and from the Science team, one girl was decided to come in our ring and touch one of us, without getting caught. (You know I study in a girls’ school, right?)

Nikita came to our ring and kept mumbling “Kabaddi” (as per the rule. Like seriously Google the rules if you don’t know). We all kept moving back so that she couldn’t touch any of us and gain a point. As it took a lot of time, and she almost lost her track, she decided to go back to her ring and give us a free point. But we aren’t that easy. Well you can’t get out of the lion’s mouth that easily.

Sonu Sharma, our LION. She is also known as the rowdy girl of our class. You know, you should hide when you see her, don’t even try to make fun of her or seriously, you’d be dead in no time, and no one would ever know ‘what happened’. And if you have mistakenly entered her territory, then you can’t abscond without getting hurt or getting into trouble.

Where was I? So yeah, Nikita entered the lion’s mouth and was trying to get out of it without getting swollen. But you all don’t know Sonu, she caught Nikita by her shoulder and in a split second we 20 girls were on the ground laughing our ass off.

What was funny in that, Twinkle?!

Calm down your hormones, tits, whatever!

Sonu caught Nikita by her shoulder, and as Nikita was trying to run away, Sonu had a piece of cloth in her hand and Nikita’s hands were on her chest! 

Opposite sex, like don’t even try to imagine. NO! NO! Dirty people all over my blogging page!

OK stop your dirty imaginations! The piece of cloth was her chunni, or long scarf which we drape over our Indian Suits, had been torn off into two equal halves, and I mean it ‘two-equal-halves’.

And as we realized we 20 girls fell to the ground, all 20, not single person was standing, some were laughing and crying their eyes out, some just buried their face into the ground and laughed, and as for me, well I spanked the ground, clapped my hands like a retarded seal, and then repeated the same all over, later after minutes of laughing, I crawled to a place where all my girls were, and again went to a crazy laughing session.

Don’t ask me what happened to Nikita, did Sonu get into trouble, did we die laughing, ‘cause today too, I am in a trance of what actually happened. Like how? Equal halves, how?

OK so it wasn’t hilarious enough for you all, I get it, but for us it was hella amazing. Like first Games period in 12^th, first time we thought of playing “Kabaddi” and the outcome was 2 equal halves of chunni and 20 girls on the ground laughing their ass off.