History Class...

Believe it or not but I really wanted to write this story the moment I got to know about it but you know, SCHOOL. So finally got time to write it and I guarantee you that you’re going to die…….LAUGHING.

The November month of the year 2013, the time it happened and it happened in the basement of my school.

That basement where no one gets to know what time is it, the basement where you can’t even hear the sound of raindrops on a rainy day. What happens in the basement of my school stays within the basement.

OK sorry for that gobbledygook, was just trying to add drama which definitely I didn't succeed with.

Who likes History class? None of you do? OK maybe after reading this, your opinion may change. So here I go, it was the History class for class 9-B. Just like you, they never liked this particular class, and unquestionably they hated their teacher, Mrs. Deepika too and who the hell would like to study in the winter of Delhi? It was really cold; everyone was in their winter clothes.

So now the teacher was in the class, trying to make the students study, but guess what they weren't even listening. The teacher started writing some IMPORTANT (as she calls them) questions on the board. As she was irritated by the misbehavior of the class, she was writing the questions pretty fast and somehow, I literally don’t know how, but she had to suffer a malfunction in the class in front of all her students. Actually her salwar (Indian suit pants) got loosened and it fell down to her ankle. The whole class started laughing and hooting and just went wacky.

BUT thanks to the faculty of my school that there weren’t any boys in the class and thanks to the Delhi’s cold weather, that the teacher had one more layer of warm pants on, under that loose salwar of hers.

Now instead of pulling her salwar up, she did a penguin-like-walk, and hid herself behind the teacher’s table and gave a shot at making the class hushed, but did it work? Of course not! The class continued hooting, and laughing and what not. I know, if they would've had their cells with them, they would've snapped a picture and would've uploaded it on Facebook and for sure it would've got 1000s of Likes (BUT again thanks to the faculty of my school that we are not allowed to bring our cell phones to school).

The History class hasn't end yet, there’s more to it.

Deepika ma’am, again started with her penguin-like-walk and went to the class opposite to 9-B, which is 9-A, in 9-A English Class was going on. There Deepika Ma’am made the entry, did the famous “Walk of Shame” and asked the English teacher to help her out. Oh no, not with pulling her salwar up, but actually with making her 9-B class calm down.

Who could have guessed that History class could ever be this much fun? I never did.