Smile :)

CAUTION:  I’m not a lesbian; I just do this for fun and I’m an expert so don’t you try this at home.

You all probably know that my school is a girl’s school and even all our teachers are female only. In 10^th standard our class teacher was Mrs. Gulati, and she taught us “Mathematics”. Believe it or Not but she used to act all like a “Lesbian” and she still does, she used to rub our back, hugged us in each class of hers with us. She even used to keep rubbing her chest while teaching us. Once that teacher had an important news to tell us, so she got hold of one of my classmate, and almost leaned onto her like she was about to kiss her or something.

Now this teacher is my inspiration.

“Inspiration for what?”

For making my friends smile. Sometimes, in a day, we keep on studying and studying and don’t get time to chill out and that is when I take out time to make them smile, and just make them feel stress free.

“How?”

Sometimes in between the periods, when there’s no teacher in the whole fucking corridor, I get my girls, and start with my Gulati imitation. It may totally seem gauche and lesbian to you. But I don’t care, ‘cause if that makes my girls smile, then I’m ready to do it till the end.

Yeah I imitate that lesbian teacher. I smile like her, and give those dirty looks. I even have an assistant, and that is Srishti Gupta. My classmates join us by singing some romantic song, and Srishti acts like my Girlfriend. But she gets scared. She thinks I might really kiss her! (Bitch, I won’t ever kiss you, you don’t deserve my kiss.) LOL, just kidding.

Yeah so, my friends start singing a romantic number, and I take Srishti’s hand, bring her closer to me and then take her by her waist. The moment we are about to get engaged, she just pulls herself away. (Damn!) Then I again try hard to get her, sometimes I even make her lean onto the wall and then I start with my charm, but then again she just pushes me away.

Yes we get roars from the whole class and in the end I always become the entertainer of the day!

This week we were getting many free classes. It was like, in the whole day, only 2 periods we studied and the remaining were, all free! No substitutions at all. Now we all were getting so fucking bored, that I thought of refreshing our mind by my famous “Gulati Imitation”. We didn’t even have had this session for a long time now.

But now Srishti had some work to do and this time there was no one to give me playback music so I thought of doing it anyway with everyone present in the class. I started with it, went onto some girl’s seat, and just tried to do it but the problem was that, she was new to all this and took it so damn seriously, that she went all red, buried her face in her friend’s arms. Whole class was roaring, and she was just burying her face in someone’s arms.

Now after watching her going all red, the whole class got scared, and whenever I was about to reach them, they just hid themselves or pushed me away. That was fun for me and I guess the whole class too.

After sometime, Srishti came back, and I did my imitation with her, she came along and we ended up dancing. At some point, she even told me to stand like a pole and just not make a move and I did. She came up to me like a pole dancer, she did just one move, and she ran. Why? Because, I acted all horny and gave vulgar looks :P  .

But was it all worth it? Oh a definite yes! When the final bell rang for the day, everyone was chanting my name. Everyone went like “Once more!” and that was some crazy shit. It was fun and they definitely forgot all about their studies and just had some great time and that’s what I wanted.

When you smile, I smile.

This is how I make my friends smile, how about you?